crookednose:

Jenny Holzer, Buenos Aires 2000

crookednose:

Jenny Holzer, Buenos Aires 2000

jjunymuustardd:

Jenny Holzer.

jjunymuustardd:

Jenny Holzer.

hyenaboy:

sonneillonv:

satsekhem:

obsidianwitch:

snakesandbones:

chaoticwanderings:

funnylittlewitchgirl:

uristmcdorf:

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.
Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:  1. You are male.  2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.  3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.  4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.  5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.


1. You are female.2. You are currently in your mid fifties.3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.
it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

AHAHA This got me so very wrong!1. You are male.2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.And here’s the truth…1- Nope, I’m female2- Nope, only just turned 303- AHAHA NO! I am engaged and NEVER EVER EVER WANT CHILDREN EVER NOT EVER4- Shoulder-length blonde hair (natural), grey eyes, and I’m fat5- SEE THREE!

One out of 5, not even in the right zip code with most of them…
Results:
1. You are female.2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community. 5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.
Reality:
1. Yes2. ‘Bout two decades off there…3. I don’t even like kids, much less have any4. Used to a lot, not since I moved here though5. I’m like 4 inches shorter than the average, naturally blonde (currently bright red) and have super green eyes.

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are female.2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day. 3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.5. You own a pet.
Truth:
1. Yup2. In my twenties, NOT single (and I said as much on the quiz so not sure why they’re assume otherwise), sleep at night, and I unload trucks for a living. Not very promising.3. I like to think so.4. Brown hair, hazel eyes, and a weird, big nose.5. I have all the pets! (okay, only two, but still)

1. You are female.2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community. 5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.
BAHAHAHAHAH. Wrong. 
1 and 5 are right. I am anatomically female. AndI have brown eyes and black hair. 

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. 
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.
This was so wrong it’s not even funny.
1. Cis-female
2. Age 24
3. My hair is full and goes to my ass
4. Nope. None. I’ve got good friends but that’s it
5. Things SUCK.

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are male.2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. 4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.
Wow, Buzz Feed, you are wrongety wrong wrong wrong.

1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.
LOLOL

1. You are male.2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.
2 and a half, I guess? “Still a teenager”, though? srsly? lol.

1. You are male.2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.
Not bad I guess? While my gender remains up for interpretation, though, I’m definitely not male.

hyenaboy:

sonneillonv:

satsekhem:

obsidianwitch:

snakesandbones:

chaoticwanderings:

funnylittlewitchgirl:

uristmcdorf:

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.

Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

AHAHA This got me so very wrong!

1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

And here’s the truth…
1- Nope, I’m female
2- Nope, only just turned 30
3- AHAHA NO! I am engaged and NEVER EVER EVER WANT CHILDREN EVER NOT EVER
4- Shoulder-length blonde hair (natural), grey eyes, and I’m fat
5- SEE THREE!

One out of 5, not even in the right zip code with most of them…

Results:

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.
4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community.
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.

Reality:

1. Yes
2. ‘Bout two decades off there…
3. I don’t even like kids, much less have any
4. Used to a lot, not since I moved here though
5. I’m like 4 inches shorter than the average, naturally blonde (currently bright red) and have super green eyes.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights and balancing a promising career during the day.
3. You are smart, calculated, funny and imaginative.
4. You have black hair, dark eyes a cute nose.
5. You own a pet.

Truth:

1. Yup
2. In my twenties, NOT single (and I said as much on the quiz so not sure why they’re assume otherwise), sleep at night, and I unload trucks for a living. Not very promising.
3. I like to think so.
4. Brown hair, hazel eyes, and a weird, big nose.
5. I have all the pets! (okay, only two, but still)

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid 40’s.
3. You are raising a beautiful family, you have a career you’re quite pleased with.
4. You’ve recently started volunteering in your community. 
5. You are taller than average, you have gorgeous dark hair and beautiful brown eyes.

BAHAHAHAHAH. Wrong. 

1 and 5 are right. I am anatomically female. AndI have brown eyes and black hair. 

Here is our best guess at who you are:

1. You are male.

2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.

3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor. 

4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!

5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.

This was so wrong it’s not even funny.

1. Cis-female

2. Age 24

3. My hair is full and goes to my ass

4. Nope. None. I’ve got good friends but that’s it

5. Things SUCK.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties, still working hard and enjoying every minute of it.
3. You are starting to go bald, but you don’t care about it as much as you thought you would when you were younger. You still have your good looks, your gray eyes and your sense of humor.
4. You have a beautiful loving family, great life-long friends, even the doctor is happy with your annual check up!
5. Things are generally good, and you just wish they’ll stay that way for much, much longer.

Wow, Buzz Feed, you are wrongety wrong wrong wrong.

1. You are male. 

2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.

3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 

4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.

5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

LOLOL

1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

2 and a half, I guess? “Still a teenager”, though? srsly? lol.

1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 
3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.

Not bad I guess? While my gender remains up for interpretation, though, I’m definitely not male.


Jenny Holzer
If You Had Behaved…, 1983-1985
Aluminum plaque
3 x 10 in. (7.6 x 25.4 cm)

Jenny Holzer

If You Had Behaved…, 1983-1985

Aluminum plaque

3 x 10 in. (7.6 x 25.4 cm)

(Source: sexhaver)

(Source: anzure, via tessella-hearts)

foodffs:

White Chocolate Cranberry Cookies
Really nice recipes. Every hour.

MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

(Source: dontbecuteyoufuck, via eros-turannos)